Snowy Owl Resume

Jimmy Snow

  • Arctic, 720 Winter Row  Home #450-720-3600
  • [email protected]
  • Cell # 750-850-3600
  • Date of Birth- 11/12/1980

Summary_____________________________________________________

  •  I am very friendly and cooperative and motivated host. I am funny and serious and can work with any one who comes one the show that I am put into.

Qualifications_________________________________________________

  • Willing to relocate if needed
  • Excellent communication skills
  • Can multitask conversation and subjects with person or persons I’m conversing with at the time

Personal Experience___________________________________________

  • Worked on Jay Leno show when he was out or sick
  • Worked on Larry King show when he was sick
  • Worked on Oprah For same reason
  • Talked with Chuck Norris On the radio in person and he asked all the questions on my show

Education____________________________________________________

  • Graduated from Owl’s Theatrical College
  • Graduated with Honors And Valedictorian

 

The Planet Plummet

I was sitting in my laboratory looking through my telescope when I saw a brand new elliptical galaxy  unnamed and unseen, I was the first! I hurriedly got into my space car I traveled 5 light years to get here passed a many star and it was a three hour trip (what a drag). I start to scan for life in this galaxy none was found in the sector I was in probably because my scanners picked up about 4 different star clusters. I went to investigate and I could not believe my luck I had just found a planet with water. Before I head down I check my H-R diagram for the stars around to see if any have been graphed and/or categorized, and those that are not I categorize them and move down to land on the planet below. As i enter the atmosphere I see fragments of rocks. METEORS! I quickly swerve and maneuver my ship, but alas I react to late one take off my right wing I start to plummet to the planet. All my systems were blaring red(just so you know that’s bad)! When I crash landed the planet I got out and I ran into some strange people. They were called the Falling Newtons and they took me to their town. They showed me their customs for allowing vistors to their planet. We ate and feasted while they repaired and refueled my ship. I took pictures and their galactic quardenets so that i can visit and help them whenever they needed. The next day i took off toward home to tell everyone what i had found and saw. I landed and got many congratulations medal of honor and we established trade and communication with Planet Plummet.